Eliza's Voicemail

[loverlyviolets]

"So much less scratchy than gramophone records - how wonderful! This is Eliza Doolittle. Please record a message for me, and I'll listen to it when I'm in, then return your call.

If you'd like to order flowers from the shop, there's a separate number to ring for that."

Comments

Re: Voicemail

[not_in_the_book]

[From here]

"Um. Stabbing is not foreplay, thank you. Also, I am not inept in the bedroom. People wouldn't keep coming back for more if that were true."

Re: Voicemail

[loverlyviolets]

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