Eliza's Voicemail
May. 20th, 2000 12:00 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
loverlyviolets"So much less scratchy than gramophone records - how wonderful! This is Eliza Doolittle. Please record a message for me, and I'll listen to it when I'm in, then return your call.
If you'd like to order flowers from the shop, there's a separate number to ring for that."
If you'd like to order flowers from the shop, there's a separate number to ring for that."
Voicemail
Date: 2008-09-23 04:33 am (UTC)Re: Voicemail
Date: 2009-01-18 03:06 pm (UTC)There's a few crashing noises, and then silence.
Re: Voicemail
Date: 2009-01-18 08:33 pm (UTC)Re: Voicemail
Date: 2009-01-18 06:10 pm (UTC)Re: Voicemail
Date: 2009-01-18 08:42 pm (UTC)Re: Voicemail - Phone Hijinxs!
Date: 2009-01-18 06:15 pm (UTC)"Oh, also! I love you lots. With hugs and kisses and pies. Lots of love."
He knew she liked that.
Re: Voicemail - Phone Hijinxs!
Date: 2009-01-18 08:53 pm (UTC)Re: Voicemail
Date: 2009-01-18 07:13 pm (UTC)Err, I don't think I ever said anything about your relations with women. Are you certain it wasn't Arthur pulling your leg?
Re: Voicemail
Date: 2009-01-18 09:03 pm (UTC)Re: Voicemail - Phone Madness!
Date: 2009-01-18 07:18 pm (UTC)[From here!]
Re: Voicemail - Phone Madness!
Date: 2009-01-18 09:16 pm (UTC)Re: Voicemail
Date: 2009-01-18 07:44 pm (UTC)"I had no idea you wanted pizza. I'm psychic, but I don't really care that much about the stupid minutia of your life."
Pause.
"Dammit, now I want pizza."
Re: Voicemail
Date: 2009-01-18 09:25 pm (UTC)Re: Voicemail
Date: 2009-01-18 10:56 pm (UTC)"I don't know who this is, but I think it's safe to say you're a pretty big ass yourself, and you can go ahead and leave, because I really don't care."
Re: Voicemail
Date: 2009-01-19 03:14 am (UTC)Re: Voicemail
Date: 2009-01-19 02:24 am (UTC)"Um, I beg your pardon, but my hotness is all over radio probably for a very good reason. I'm sorry to hear that you don't share the same opinion, but I'd rather you kept it to yourself. Especially since it sounds like it isn't much of your business."
He sounded far too young for it to be.
Re: Voicemail
Date: 2009-01-19 03:48 am (UTC)Re: Voicemail
Date: 2009-01-19 02:56 am (UTC)"Um. Stabbing is not foreplay, thank you. Also, I am not inept in the bedroom. People wouldn't keep coming back for more if that were true."
Re: Voicemail
Date: 2009-01-19 03:04 am (UTC)Re: Voicemail
Date: 2009-03-07 12:19 am (UTC)OOC
Date: 2008-09-23 04:35 am (UTC)