The Flat Above The Flower Shop, Saturday Afternoon

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As a very very clean sort of person, nothing sounded nicer to Eliza than taking a shower on a Saturday afternoon to freshen up before tea. It had become a bit of a habit with her, almost an expected part of her routine.

What wasn't expected when she made her way into the necessary was the sound of the water already running, and the sight of a closed shower curtain.

And when she -- no shrinking violet our Liza, after all -- yanked it open...



"Hey, there! I've been waiting for you!"



You have never seen a woman dive for a broom as fast as you would have if you were in that flat today.

"OUT! OUT OF MY %$&^%)&_$%^$(&%^$#(^% SHOWER! OUT OF MY *(&*&%(*^&%(*(!!@@@@ FLAT! I'LL 'AVE THE COPPERS ON YOU, I WILL! THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'D BEST RUN, YOU SON OF A LIGHTSKIRTED ALLEY-CAT!"

You may or may not have ever seen a naked man run down the street as fast as you would have if you were standing in front of the flower shop today though - Fandom has a lot of that sort of thing, after all.

{A few minutes later...}

"3)%%3@ me blind, he's stolen my shower head too!"

[O:-)]

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